Ugh. What is that??
It's like a cross between Parker Quink bottled ink (black), that stuff you use to color Easter eggs, lawn fertilizer, and Ban roll-on anti-perspirant with just a hint of old lady cigarette smoker* perfume for mystery.
Sometimes I think the cleaning staff like to mess with me by smearing stuff on the underside of my cubicle desktop.
* By which I mean, "Pretty much incapable of smelling anything she's slathered on her person."
Monday, May 16, 2011
Monday, May 3, 2010
Listen. Do you smell that?
Mmm. Someone in the office is intent on using up that 30-year-old bottle of Jōvan Sex Appeal. Seriously... "they" can't still be making that stuff. Right?
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